
At Gag Awards, we think that these no-gooders should not only be acknowledged, they should be rewarded. Being a complete pain in the ass is hard work, and should be recognized.
We are the exclusive outlet for our one of a kind Douche Bag Awards & Jack Ass Awards.
Buy them an award and present it to them. Get it on tape or film, and we will post the occasion on our Douche Blog and gladly help expose these creeps for who they really are.
"This guy on our opposing Kickball league team was a total f**king nightmare. He would play way too vigourously, scream at people and just mess up the whole outting. When his team won the tournament I was not afraid to Award him with the Douche Bag Award...he should be proud, he is the M.V.D-Bag!"
- Kathy D.
“It's bad enough that he was cheating on me with my sister. And he had the nerve to do it in our own home. But to use the joint account to take her out to dinner and expect me not to find out?!?!?! I can't believe I married this bonehead. The Jack Ass Award will not be something the lawyers will have to retrieve for me."
- Donna S.
Executive Douche Bag Award "*** was totally rubbing it in our face about his new possible promotion. He kept going on about how he was gonna change things. Like if he was running for Senior Class President. Well when **** got the promotion instead, we decided he still deserved something. The Executive Douche Bag Award will have to replace the new salary"
- Bonnie G.
"She just wouldn't admit she was the one stealing lunch items out of the office refridgorator. Every other day something would come up missing, even stuff we had our names on. So I got an extra box from ******'s (her favorite lunch spot) and snuck an Official Jack Ass Magnet in there. Busted, she was so embarrased!"
- Ronald P.